Pink floral card with orange, cream, and pink flowers and teal leaves, reading “you’re my favorite person” and “everyone else can eat a bag of dicks.”

You’re My Favorite Person Sweary Floral Card

$6.50
By Crooked Halos

This funny friendship card reads, “you’re my favorite person” and “everyone else can eat a bag of dicks.” Cream lettering outlined in black and flowing black script sit over a pink floral design with orange, pink, and cream flowers and teal-green leaves.

Give it to your best friend, partner, or favorite human who shares your delightfully unfiltered sense of humor. Sweet flowers meet a not-so-sweet punchline for a just-because reminder that they’re the one you’d choose every time.

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