Try Not to Kill Anyone Today Funny Card

A little restraint, a lot of attitude. This funny greeting card reads “Try Not to Kill Anyone Today” across peach ribbon banners wrapped around a sword, framed by intricate floral linework on a pale peach background.

A blue-teal and brown butterfly embellishment adds an unexpected sweet touch to the dark humor. Give it to a friend or coworker who appreciates a sarcastic pep talk when everyone is testing their patience.