Vintage-style cream greeting card featuring a smiling illustrated woman, daisies, and pink hearts, with green and red lettering reading “I’m not always a trainwreck. Just kidding. Toot toot!”

Trainwreck Toot Toot Funny Greeting Card

$6.50
By Crooked Halos

This might be our favorite card. It's definitely a best seller because people can relate to the friend who owns their chaos and makes you love them more for it. “I’m not always a trainwreck. Just kidding. Toot toot!” frames a wide-eyed, smiling woman in a retro-style illustration, surrounded by little hearts and daisies.

Warm cream, rusty red, and dark green give the design a nostalgic charm. The punchline keeps it anything but proper. Send it to your favorite lovable mess as a just-because surprise, or tuck it into a gift for someone who never pretends to have it all together.

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