To My Hot Ass Wife Funny Valentine's Day Card

Still flirting with your wife? Excellent choice. This cheeky card reads “Happy Valentine’s Day” in bold black script surrounded by little black hearts, with “TO MY HOT ASS WIFE” in white lettering on a red banner. A simple white background lets the compliment do all the talking.

For the wife who still makes you look twice, no matter how many years you’ve been together. Pair it with her favorite treat or a Valentine’s date, then add a personal note that’s equal parts love letter and shameless admiration.