Tiny Human, Lady Bits Funny New Baby Card

This funny new baby card reads, “Hooray! You popped out a tiny human. Praying for your lady bits.” Bold black serif lettering and sweeping calligraphy on white give a very unfiltered message a surprisingly elegant delivery.

Give it to a new mom who appreciates a little cheek with her congratulations. It celebrates her tiny arrival while acknowledging that she’s done something rather bigger than the phrase “popped out” suggests.