Mint-green card with a thin dark-green border and uppercase text reading “Remember when you could strangle people with your phone? Those were the days...”

Strangle People With Your Phone Funny Card

$6.50
By Crooked Halos

This funny greeting card takes nostalgia in a delightfully dark direction: “Remember when you could strangle people with your phone? Those were the days...” Dark-green uppercase lettering and a thin matching border stand out against a mint-green background.

For the friend who remembers corded phones and appreciates a wicked punchline, it’s a wonderfully inappropriate little throwback. Send it just because, or tuck it into a gift for your favorite fellow cynic.

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