Sorry You’re Feeling So Shitty Funny Get Well Card

A little rhyme for a really rotten day. This funny get well card reads, “Roses are red, violets are pretty. Sorry to hear you’re feeling so shitty.” Teal decorative lettering and pale peach text mix tall letters with flowing flourishes on a dusty rose background.

Send it to a friend, sibling, or loved one who appreciates humor when they’re under the weather. It’s a cheeky way to acknowledge that they feel awful and let them know you care, without reaching for a syrupy sentiment.