Shit Sprinkles Are Killing Me Funny Card

This witty greeting card gives the honest version of “How’s life?”: “Just to keep you up to date there is so much good happening, but the shit sprinkles are killing me.” Distressed black uppercase lettering sits in three spaced groups on a simple white background.

For the bestie who gets the good, the bad, and the ridiculous, it’s a wonderfully unfiltered way to check in. Send it as a life update or give it to the friend who knows a little swearing can make a rough day more bearable.