Old & Senile, Then New Friends Funny Friendship Card

Some friendships are worth starting twice. This funny friendship card promises, “We’ll be friends until we’re old & senile. Then we’ll be new friends!” Bold black lettering and an outlined punchline stand out against sunny yellow with a faint smiley-face pattern.

Give it to the friend you plan to keep around for every chapter. A little teasing, a lot of affection, and a shared future full of stories you’ll never get tired of telling. Send it just because or tuck it into a birthday gift for your longtime bestie.