Not a Day Over Fucking Fabulous Funny Birthday Card

Age is a number. Fabulous is a state of mind. This funny birthday card declares, “Not a day over fucking fabulous,” then adds, “Happy birthday to one beautiful biatch!” Sweeping black calligraphy, classic serif lettering, and a simple white background give the unapologetic message an elegant delivery.

Give it to the best friend, sister, or partner who wears every year their own way. A little flattery, a little attitude, and absolutely no counting candles. Tuck it into their birthday gift as a reminder that getting older doesn’t mean toning it down.