White birthday card reading “Sit on my face” in olive green and coral decorative lettering, with “I mean, happy birthday” in smaller black text below.

I Mean Happy Birthday Cheeky Birthday Card

$6.50
By Crooked Halos

Not your usual birthday greeting. This adult-humor birthday card reads, “Sit on my face. I mean, happy birthday,” in oversized olive-green and coral-pink lettering with a small black punchline beneath. A simple white background keeps the bold typography front and center.

Choose it for a partner who appreciates an unapologetically cheeky joke. Tuck it into their birthday gift and add a personal message to make it yours. A playful alternative to the usual sentimental birthday wish.

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