I Hate That Bitch Too Funny Friendship Card

$6.50

For your friend who has a matching crooked halo. This funny friendship card gives a familiar rhyme an unfiltered ending: “Roses are red. Violets are blue. You had me at, ‘I hate that bitch too.’”

White lettering and a thin white border stand out against bold red. Give it to the bestie who understands the look across the room, knows the backstory, and never needs the polite version. A just-because card for your favorite confidante, with affection disguised as a very bad poem.