I Did Not Check Myself Funny Greeting Card

There was a chance to make a better decision. That chance has passed. This funny greeting card reads, “I did not check myself before I wrecked myself,” in bold, speckled black lettering on white. Send it to the friend who already knows the story, use it to own a questionable choice, or tuck it into a gift by way of explanation. Sometimes the card says it better than the follow-up text.