Holy Shitballs You’re Parents New Baby Card

This funny new baby card says it loud: “Holy shitballs you’re parents.” Oversized dark purple serif lettering fills the white card front, letting the wonderfully unfiltered message do the talking.

For friends who would rather laugh than get misty-eyed over a baby announcement. Add it to a baby shower gift or send it to new parents as a cheeky welcome to their next big adventure.