White birthday card reading “You don’t look a day over handsome as fuck” in bold decorative lettering, with black text, lime green “handsome,” and turquoise “as fuck.”

Handsome as Fuck Funny Birthday Card

$6.50
By Crooked Halos

Why count years when you can count compliments? This funny birthday card says, “You don’t look a day over handsome as fuck,” in bold, sculptural lettering. Black type, a lime-green “handsome,” and a turquoise punchline give the white design plenty of confidence.

Give it to the partner or friend who appreciates a birthday wish with a little swagger. Equal parts flattery and cheek, it skips the age jokes and gets straight to the good stuff. Tuck it into their gift and let them enjoy a compliment you have no intention of taking back.

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