Fuck Marry Kill Funny Wedding Card

One decision made, two options firmly crossed off. This funny wedding card puts “Fuck, Marry, Kill” in bold black lettering on white, with red brushstroke crosses over “Fuck” and “Kill.” The punchline underneath reads “Congrats on your decision!”

Celebrate an engagement or wedding with a couple who appreciates a sweary joke more than a sentimental speech. It’s a cheeky congratulations card for your bestie, sibling, or favorite newlyweds who clearly picked the right option.