Everybody’s Birthday Is This Year Funny Birthday Card

The calendar really is asking a lot of you. This funny birthday card announces, “Damn, everybody’s birthday is this year,” in oversized, black-outlined lettering. Curving orange and teal stripes bring a retro feel to the warm cream design, with a punchline that’s technically impossible to argue with.

Give it to the friend who appreciates a wonderfully obvious observation delivered with complete seriousness. A little birthday sarcasm for your bestie, sibling, or favorite overbooked person. Add a personal note and make it clear that, crowded calendar or not, theirs is worth celebrating.