Drinks or Dranks Funny Birthday Card

Every good birthday needs a plan. This funny birthday card asks, “For your birthday should we get drinks or dranks,” followed by the all-important detail: “I need to plan accordingly.” Distressed blue lettering on a simple light background lets the question speak for itself.

Give it to the bestie who knows the difference between a quiet catch-up and a night that becomes a story. A little cheek, a shared joke, and an invitation to celebrate their way. Tuck it into their birthday gift and let them set the agenda.