At My Funeral Bouquet Dark Humor Greeting Card

The bouquet toss gets a very dark plot twist. This dark-humor greeting card reads “At my funeral please take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.” Tall white lettering and a thin white border stand out against a light blue background.

Send it to the bestie who shares your delightfully morbid sense of humor and knows you’re joking. An irreverent just-because card for the friend who laughs at the things you probably shouldn’t say out loud.