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What were they even doing?”, photographed over a white envelope. https://crookedhalos.com/products/so-many-candles-funny-birthday-card 2026-11-10T07:47:50-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0855/7094/5313/files/so-many-candles-funny-birthday-card.jpg_6ceae791-c759-48f0-a7ab-3c4aef86f513.jpg?v=1794183624 So Many Candles Funny Birthday Card Blue birthday card with a thin light blue border and large light blue uppercase lettering reading “So. Many. 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Just kidding. Toot toot!” https://crookedhalos.com/products/you-being-sober-is-a-big-fucking-deal-sobriety-card 2026-11-10T07:47:50-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0855/7094/5313/files/you-being-sober-big-fucking-deal-sobriety-card.png_ff55943d-ce98-481e-9305-369472d49c7f.png?v=1794182897 You Being Sober Is a Big Fucking Deal Sobriety Card Colorful marbled sobriety card with swirling pink, yellow, blue, and purple tones and white lettering reading “You being sober is a big fucking deal & I am here for that shit.” https://crookedhalos.com/products/making-the-afterlife-nervous-funny-friendship-card 2026-11-10T07:47:50-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0855/7094/5313/files/making-the-afterlife-nervous-funny-friendship-card.png_2ec586db-27d3-402d-86cd-6979104911c9.png?v=1794182822 Making the Afterlife Nervous Funny Friendship Card Friendship card with dimensional burgundy and cream lettering reading “Here’s to us, laughing at inappropriate times & making the afterlife slightly nervous about our arrival.” https://crookedhalos.com/products/you-are-the-peanut-to-my-butter-best-friend-card 2026-11-10T07:47:50-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0855/7094/5313/files/you-are-the-peanut-to-my-butter-best-friend-card.png_a21d5ca0-e208-4d00-9d9c-d902b8b7dde8.png?v=1794182750 You Are the Peanut to My Butter Best Friend Card White friendship card reading “You are the peanut to my butter, the best to my friend & the honey to my bun” in mixed bold black lettering. https://crookedhalos.com/products/colorful-happy-birthday-bestie-card 2026-11-10T07:47:50-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0855/7094/5313/files/colorful-happy-birthday-bestie-card.png_c4f72d0e-f2fb-4e56-8001-2f3c3256d527.png?v=1794182660 Colorful Happy Birthday Bestie Card Birthday card with swirling pink, coral, yellow, blue, and purple marbling, white lettering reading “Happy birthday bestie,” and three white outlined hearts. https://crookedhalos.com/products/friends-are-soulmates-too-friendship-card 2026-11-10T07:47:50-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0855/7094/5313/files/friends-are-soulmates-too-friendship-card.png_1dab191e-e51b-4167-9265-337f385efab8.png?v=1794182554 Friends Are Soulmates Too Friendship Card Friendship card with a decorative coral border and coral serif and handwritten lettering reading “Friends are soulmates too. (Thank you for being mine.)” https://crookedhalos.com/products/i-want-to-be-friends-with-us-funny-friendship-card 2026-11-10T07:47:50-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0855/7094/5313/files/i-want-to-be-friends-with-us-funny-friendship-card.png_994ba460-7f65-49c4-87d9-a8916ca4a42e.png?v=1794182455 I Want to Be Friends With Us Funny Friendship Card White friendship card reading “We are so much fun, that I want to be friends with us” in bright pink and orange lettering, with scattered pale green dots. https://crookedhalos.com/products/i-m-glad-i-picked-you-funny-friendship-card 2026-11-10T07:47:50-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0855/7094/5313/files/im-glad-i-picked-you-funny-friendship-card.png_206fed35-ae74-4731-b4a9-c7ddd0168b55.png?v=1794182392 I’m Glad I Picked You Funny Friendship Card Dark blue friendship card with a thin white border and white uppercase text joking about choosing a human to do things with, ending “I’m glad I picked you.” https://crookedhalos.com/products/life-the-fuck-you-are-funny-encouragement-card 2026-11-10T07:47:50-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0855/7094/5313/files/life-the-fuck-you-are-funny-encouragement-card.webp_a583a94d-073a-4b08-b792-eeb6fd8f33aa.webp?v=1794182327 Life: The Fuck You Are Funny Encouragement Card Blue greeting card with a thin orange border and orange uppercase lettering reading “You: I’m going to have a great day today. Life: The fuck you are.” https://crookedhalos.com/products/i-hate-that-bitch-too-funny-friendship-card 2026-11-10T07:47:50-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0855/7094/5313/files/i-hate-that-bitch-too-funny-friendship-card.webp_644366cf-b44d-4207-91d4-51428b31d39c.webp?v=1794182267 I Hate That Bitch Too Funny Friendship Card Red friendship card with a thin cream border and cream uppercase lettering reading “Roses are red. Violets are blue. 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Hope it’s a big one! (That’s what she said.)” https://crookedhalos.com/products/you-fucking-fossil-funny-birthday-card 2026-11-10T07:47:50-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0855/7094/5313/files/you-fucking-fossil-funny-birthday-card.png_e78319ca-416e-48d4-85bb-4e282a70b88c.png?v=1794181565 You Fucking Fossil – Funny Birthday Card Birthday card reading “Happy birthday you fucking fossil” in chunky black lettering over a bold geometric pattern of orange, pink, yellow, and pale cream triangles. https://crookedhalos.com/products/so-grateful-for-your-crazy-ass-funny-birthday-card 2026-11-10T07:47:50-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0855/7094/5313/files/so-grateful-for-your-crazy-ass-funny-birthday-card.png_765ed85b-edc9-4090-841a-1a2de541d2de.png?v=1794181478 So Grateful for Your Crazy Ass Funny Birthday Card White birthday card reading “So grateful for your crazy ass. Happy birthday!” in black serif and flowing script lettering, with blush pink, charcoal, and black diagonal accents in the upper-right corner. https://crookedhalos.com/products/drinks-or-dranks-funny-birthday-card 2026-11-10T07:47:50-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0855/7094/5313/files/drinks-or-dranks-funny-birthday-card.png_c66159f9-7da7-402b-89e6-5a2e1f7546cd.png?v=1794181331 Drinks or Dranks Funny Birthday Card Cream birthday card with distressed blue uppercase lettering reading “For your birthday should we get drinks or dranks” and smaller text below saying “I need to plan accordingly.” https://crookedhalos.com/products/not-a-day-over-fucking-fabulous-funny-birthday-card 2026-11-10T07:47:50-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0855/7094/5313/files/not-a-day-over-fucking-fabulous-birthday-card.png_289e2ef6-90bb-4ba1-93fe-bde04567fd8d.png?v=1794181274 Not a Day Over Fucking Fabulous Funny Birthday Card White birthday card reading “Not a day over fucking fabulous. Happy birthday to one beautiful biatch!” in black serif, uppercase, and flowing script lettering. https://crookedhalos.com/products/piece-of-paper-folded-in-half-funny-friendship-card 2026-11-10T07:47:50-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0855/7094/5313/files/piece-of-paper-folded-in-half-white-friendship-card.png_b73d8d4f-eb65-4d7e-9fbc-d02c9e0ee57c.png?v=1794181213 Piece of Paper Folded in Half Funny Friendship Card White greeting card reading “Because you mean so much to me I got you this piece of paper that’s folded in half” in black mixed lettering, with a simple folded-card outline below. https://crookedhalos.com/products/another-glorious-trip-around-the-sun-birthday-card 2026-11-10T07:47:50-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0855/7094/5313/files/another-glorious-trip-around-the-sun-birthday-card.png_50f9c49f-a610-463a-8458-0df2881fdb0c.png?v=1794181049 Another Glorious Trip Around the Sun Birthday Card White birthday card with a blush pink and gold sunburst, black serif and script lettering reading “Another glorious trip around the sun,” and “In celebration of YOU. 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Happy birthday!” in black serif and flowing script lettering. https://crookedhalos.com/products/as-great-as-your-boobs-funny-birthday-card 2026-11-10T07:47:50-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0855/7094/5313/files/as-great-as-your-boobs-funny-birthday-card.png_e4942ea6-b445-4e1c-a75c-fd33689010c7.png?v=1794180787 As Great as Your Boobs Funny Birthday Card White birthday card with bright pink decorative lettering reading “Happy birthday” above bold black text saying “I hope it’s as great as your boobs.” https://crookedhalos.com/products/handsome-as-fuck-funny-birthday-card 2026-11-10T07:47:50-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0855/7094/5313/files/handsome-as-fuck-funny-birthday-card.png_bda1922b-8406-4f46-be73-aeb239ec5089.png?v=1794180690 Handsome as Fuck Funny Birthday Card White birthday card reading “You don’t look a day over handsome as fuck” in bold decorative lettering, with black text, lime green “handsome,” and turquoise “as fuck.” https://crookedhalos.com/products/happy-birthday-love-minimalist-birthday-card 2026-11-10T07:47:50-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0855/7094/5313/files/happy-birthday-love-white-minimalist-card.png_5e16ca7f-2368-4b0c-887e-c998efa354df.png?v=1794180616 Happy Birthday Love Minimalist Birthday Card White minimalist birthday card reading “happy birthday, love” in delicate black handwritten-style script with a tiny black heart. https://crookedhalos.com/products/high-school-seniors-funny-birthday-card 2026-11-10T07:47:50-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0855/7094/5313/files/high-school-seniors-funny-birthday-card.png_a650d4d7-1a44-40e4-8288-b994654c1742.png?v=1794180291 High School Seniors Funny Birthday Card Orange birthday card with a thin cream border and cream uppercase lettering reading “Remember in high school when we were excited to be seniors? Now look at us. Just fucking look.” https://crookedhalos.com/products/everybody-s-birthday-is-this-year-funny-birthday-card 2026-11-10T07:47:50-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0855/7094/5313/files/everybodys-birthday-is-this-year-funny-birthday-card.png_55b4a69e-82c5-4f75-9bb0-515b208b68b4.png?v=1794180226 Everybody’s Birthday Is This Year Funny Birthday Card Cream birthday card reading “Damn, everybody’s birthday is this year” in black-outlined bubble lettering over retro orange, pale blue, and teal waves. https://crookedhalos.com/products/no-you-grow-up-funny-birthday-card 2026-11-10T07:47:50-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0855/7094/5313/files/no-you-grow-up-funny-birthday-card.png_48d9dd3e-8a8f-470d-a022-065fdd0a4a03.png?v=1794180149 No You Grow Up Funny Birthday Card Blue-gray birthday card showing a hand holding pink, yellow, and mint balloons arranged in a suggestive shape, with cream lettering reading “Happy birthday! No YOU grow up!” https://crookedhalos.com/products/little-stinker-funny-new-baby-card 2026-11-10T07:47:50-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0855/7094/5313/files/little-stinker-funny-new-baby-card.png_b3bc5464-8109-47f7-bede-321a4637c986.png?v=1794180085 Little Stinker Funny New Baby Card White new baby card featuring a gray polka-dot diaper with a yellow safety pin and accent lines, above gray text reading “Little stinker (congrats!).” https://crookedhalos.com/products/looking-good-for-your-age-funny-birthday-card 2026-11-10T07:47:50-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0855/7094/5313/files/looking-good-for-your-age-funny-birthday-card.png_efbc9bb9-099a-469a-add8-311449e9d42b.png?v=1794180027 Looking Good for Your Age Funny Birthday Card Golden yellow birthday card with blue uppercase lettering reading “And just like that, you’ve gone from being hot to ‘looking good for your age.’ Happy birthday!” inside a thin blue border. https://crookedhalos.com/products/moist-birthday-cake-funny-birthday-card 2026-11-10T07:47:50-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0855/7094/5313/files/moist-birthday-cake-funny-birthday-card.png_4fb013c1-8db5-48ac-a83f-84e03a8781bd.png?v=1794179967 Moist Birthday Cake Funny Birthday Card Gray birthday card with a colorful cake illustration, thin white border, and white lettering reading “May your birthday cake be moist, and may no one use that word to describe it.” https://crookedhalos.com/products/happy-birthday-soul-sister-friendship-card 2026-11-10T07:47:50-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0855/7094/5313/files/happy-birthday-soul-sister-friendship-card.png_c8d73d1a-980b-4617-9f95-845ba547347b.png?v=1794179910 Happy Birthday Soul Sister Friendship Card White Happy Birthday Soul Sister card featuring pink line art of two women jumping with arms raised https://crookedhalos.com/products/nursing-home-funny-birthday-card 2026-11-10T07:47:50-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0855/7094/5313/files/nursing-home-funny-birthday-card.png_93d46c35-545d-45a4-8ecd-375c4c60f729.png?v=1794179614 Nursing Home Funny Birthday Card White birthday card with bold black uppercase text reading “If you think this birthday card sucks, wait until you see the nursing home I picked out for you.” https://crookedhalos.com/products/party-like-it-s-1999-retro-birthday-card 2026-11-10T07:47:50-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0855/7094/5313/files/party-like-its-1999-retro-birthday-card.png_7da3499d-1876-4415-9791-8436d63652ca.png?v=1794179556 Party Like It’s 1999 Retro Birthday Card White birthday card reading “For your birthday we’re gonna party like it’s 1999” in distressed black lettering, with a mint green boombox illustration and matching round button. https://crookedhalos.com/products/fanciest-friend-high-heels-birthday-card 2026-11-10T07:47:50-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0855/7094/5313/files/fanciest-friend-high-heels-birthday-card.png_aa8f9c45-6aac-4e61-b8d2-4d684f1c60c8.png?v=1794179483 Fanciest Friend High Heels Birthday Card Blush pink birthday card featuring black high heels with red soles and black lettering reading “You are my fanciest friend. Happy birthday, gorgeous!” https://crookedhalos.com/products/shits-and-giggles-funny-greeting-card 2026-11-10T07:47:50-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0855/7094/5313/files/shits-and-giggles-funny-greeting-card.png_6d956b63-a81b-4d66-80fc-07647179f4da.png?v=1794179420 Shits and Giggles Funny Greeting Card Bright pink greeting card reading “It’s all shits & giggles until someone giggles & shits” in gold-toned dimensional uppercase lettering. https://crookedhalos.com/products/i-mean-happy-birthday-cheeky-birthday-card 2026-11-10T07:47:50-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0855/7094/5313/files/sit-on-my-face-i-mean-happy-birthday-card.png_1175a5c9-ccc1-41f6-8790-cf337c782b25.png?v=1794179349 I Mean Happy Birthday Cheeky Birthday Card White birthday card reading “Sit on my face” in olive green and coral decorative lettering, with “I mean, happy birthday” in smaller black text below. https://crookedhalos.com/products/feeds-me-and-tells-me-i-m-pretty-birthday-card 2026-11-10T07:47:50-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0855/7094/5313/files/feeds-me-and-tells-me-im-pretty-birthday-card-on-white.png?v=1794102647 Feeds Me and Tells Me I’m Pretty Birthday Card Feeds Me and Tells Me I'm Pretty birthday card black letters on white https://crookedhalos.com/products/the-dude-age-is-just-your-opinion-birthday-card 2026-11-10T07:47:50-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0855/7094/5313/files/age-is-just-your-opinion-birthday-card-on-white.png?v=1794102819 The Dude Age Is Just Your Opinion Birthday Card Age Is Just Your Opinion birthday card on white https://crookedhalos.com/products/fierce-and-ferocious-vixen-birthday-card 2026-11-10T07:47:50-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0855/7094/5313/files/fierce-and-ferocious-vixen-birthday-card.png_550c36f3-4e80-4ba8-95f3-b5593cfc4432.png?v=1794179066 Fierce and Ferocious Vixen Birthday Card Fierce and Ferocious Vixen birthday card with black script, gold and pink brushstroke accents, and pink Happy Birthday lettering https://crookedhalos.com/products/you-are-remarkable-blush-balloon-birthday-card 2026-11-10T07:47:50-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0855/7094/5313/files/you-are-remarkable-blush-balloon-birthday-card.png_57b45037-d1cc-4a0b-9eee-09a96ec0ea49.png?v=1794179007 You Are Remarkable Blush Balloon Birthday Card White birthday card with a pale blush balloon and black serif and script lettering reading “You are remarkable!” with a reminder of their worth and “Happy birthday” below. https://crookedhalos.com/products/all-the-porn-i-ll-ever-need-funny-love-card 2026-11-10T07:47:50-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0855/7094/5313/files/all-the-porn-ill-ever-need-funny-love-card.png_25532a15-5e75-4e99-a26a-ee03e2460b4c.png?v=1794178924 All the Porn I’ll Ever Need Funny Love Card Orange-red love card reading “You are all the porn I’ll ever need,” with large dimensional block lettering and smaller black text. https://crookedhalos.com/products/are-you-a-beaver-cuz-dam-funny-love-card 2026-11-10T07:47:50-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0855/7094/5313/files/are-you-a-beaver-cuz-dam-funny-love-card.png_0cb88780-1a20-4f06-a388-fe8c9079af9f.png?v=1794178858 Are You a Beaver Cuz Dam Funny Love Card Love card reading “Are you a beaver? 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https://crookedhalos.com/products/we-will-still-be-in-love-keepsake-card 2026-11-10T07:47:50-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0855/7094/5313/files/we-will-still-be-in-love-keepsake-card.png_ac928204-09dd-4c09-aeea-952ddf012ba9.png?v=1794178669 We Will Still Be in Love Keepsake Card White love card reading “One day this card will be found in a box & we will still be in love” in tall black lettering, with an illustrated keepsake box bearing a small orange heart. https://crookedhalos.com/products/i-would-check-you-out-library-book-love-card 2026-11-10T07:47:50-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0855/7094/5313/files/i-would-check-you-out-library-book-love-card.png_ebc1b6e8-33ce-4b13-995b-0cbd09d5dc9e.png?v=1794178611 I Would Check You Out Library Book Love Card White love card reading “If you were a library book… I would check you out” in black typewriter-style lettering, with a heart made of black-and-white books. 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