{"product_id":"i-hate-everyone-tote-bag-sarcastic-quote-canvas-bag","title":"I Hate Everyone Tote Bag | Sarcastic Quote Canvas Bag","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e15\" x 16\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            15.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Length, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            16.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Handle length, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            20.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003eA little attitude for your everyday errands. This natural cotton canvas tote features a playful illustrated figure wearing the message “I HATE EVERYONE” ... a dry, relatable statement for introverts, sarcastic souls, and anyone who prefers their socializing in small doses. The sturdy 12 oz canvas carries your books, market finds, or daily essentials while the reinforced self-fabric handles make it easy to take from coffee runs to library trips. Its simple flat-corner construction keeps the look clean, letting the expressive design do the talking. A fun companion for grocery runs, back-to-school days, commutes, and low-key outings when your mood says it all.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Made from durable 100% cotton canvas\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Heavy 12 oz\/yd² (406.9 g\/m²) fabric\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Reinforced self-fabric carrying handles\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Flat-corner construction with a clean, streamlined shape\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Available in natural and black with a sewn-in label\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Spot clean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not bleach\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Line dry\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":54280292139297,"sku":"21019978347249628316","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0855\/7094\/5313\/files\/20261101013226-1f1d5941-82a4-680e-8263-ea381f753bae.png?v=1793496973","url":"https:\/\/crookedhalos.com\/products\/i-hate-everyone-tote-bag-sarcastic-quote-canvas-bag","provider":"Crooked Halos","version":"1.0","type":"link"}